[quote=@harinezumikouken]
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That was so depressing to read, it made me laugh.

I'm just not feeling well.

Not very...motivated any more.
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That's where most of my best jokes come from. Self-deprecating humor is some of the best humor. If you're looking for motivation though, one thing I usually find that helps is watching one of my favorite movies or reading lore from different, interesting fictional universes. Usually I get some sort of idea from those that I will then try to implement some sort of element from into whatever I'm writing.

EDIT: Hell sometimes just listening to a song will sometimes make me motivated to write a scene of what that song would go to. Like right now I'm listening to the Doom soundtrack and am really tempted to write a gore-filled, ultraviolent short story. Complete with dismemberment and incineration.