[quote=Revolutionary]
*Shrugs and plops down on the ground. Sven does the same*
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David was the greatest man who ever lived, and died fighting the greatest threat we've ever seen.
*Mumbles*
I told him this would happen if he skipped mass...
He has been a faithful father and boyfriend, and an amazing person all around.
*Mumbles*
I hope you rot in Hell for leaving me here with... these.
He'll be remembered as the Legendary hero, wielder of the Artifacts, fully realized human. He was the kindest, most wonderful, greatest person I've ever known, with a heart of pure gold.
*Mumbles*
I'm going to kill him for making me do this...
Does anyone want to say any words before I read his will?