[@alexfangtalon]

He'll give the plastic wrap a little slack to accommodate girls with flabby asses.

Also, if anybody wants some edgy serious drama or life turmoil to overcome, Larry will merrily follow through with the hospitalization of family members/burning of villages/poisoning of wells/slaying of peasants. Wait. I kind of went into corrupt feudal lord territory there. Aw the hell with it, Larry will do it all anyways. He will help create the next generation of Marvel superheroes by giving out traumatic events for a nickel each.