From the middle of time and space, a philosopher appears.

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. And only the truly wise will know how to get kid." With these words, Socrates stretches up as tall as can be. He leans on his staff a bit, his bones and body creaking -- over two millennia isn't kind to bones and joints.

[i]And I know wisdom. Ergo, I know how to get kid.[/i]