In between the extreme gunfire of the two would be presidents, the hidden camera implanted in the baby zoomed in. Said baby had ancient Nyanian runes carved into it's back to prevent it from being gotten. The baby could not move, as it had it's limbs surgically removed by the Absque Conglomerate, more specifically the rogue Absque Crippled Joe of the High Skies, the now deceased Absque that enjoyed subjecting humanoids to the same injuries that he had sustained in the great Absque-Collective War of 1998. This made the now-vegetative baby the perfect sentry for the Sentinels of Nya, Guardians of the Ceramic Fortress.

The Sentinels of Nya, Guardians of UwU, or the Protectors of XD LOL. These creatures have the heads of kittens, the bodies of the Iron Giant, and the brains of a 14 year old on the internet, with the duty of protecting the Kid Khambers. These mechanic monsters mainly remain in their fortress, but have many spy cameras across the universe. The Sentinels noticed the sheer number of individuals wihed to get kid, and so launched their most dangerous attack force: UwU 5. They would arrive on Earth in 3 months to wipe out all kid getters. But all cameras were all focused on these kid getters, and the less powerful cameras were focused on a small island in the Pacific, populated by one surgeon.