[Hider= THE MAIN CHARACTER][img]http://img05.deviantart.net/fee2/i/2013/068/b/5/kirito_by_sbddbz-d5xhqlf.png[/img]
[b]Name: [/b]THE MAIN CHARACTER
[b]Gender:[/b] THECHOSEN1
[b]Age:[/b] As there are several different chosen1 prophecies, the age of THE MAIN CHARACTER varies from moment to moment.
[b]Extra Info: [/b]THE MAIN CHARACTER is destined to GET KID, and not just that, but to GET ALL THE KID. Certain legends have told of THE MAIN CHARACTER's ability, known as MAIN CHARACTER EX MACHINA, which, during times of great distress, allows them to deny the laws of reality, and pull shit out of their ass (most texts state that this is not literal.) Those texts also speak of an even more powerful ability, DEUS EX machKIDna, which allows THE MAIN CHARACTER to deny the very nature of logic, reason, storytelling, and basically everything else. THE MAIN CHARACTER is also a really god damn coolguy, who, while seemingly dumb as shit, gets all the chicks, adding them to his ever-growing harem of bitches who will never get sum, aka the scorned women's club.[/hider]