[i][u][b][h1][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVt4XsTvWXY]Species Entry[/url][/h1][/b][/u][/i][hr][hider][center][img]http://csglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/5-Alien-Species-in-Contact-With-Earth-Right-Now.jpg[/img][hr][b]Name:[/b] The Absque Conglomerate.
[b]Age:[/b] 8,654,001.3
[b]Gender:[/b] Reproduce Asexually?
[b]Extra Information:[/b] A race from the nearby Andromeda galexy within the plane of Universia, The Absque once lived upon the planet of Haeszin, before they used up all its resources. In an attempt to save themselves they managed to use the other planets within their star system to acquire the necessary resources for a galactic transmigration. So it was that the Absque expanded throughout the Andromeda galexy, pillaging every resource they could find and wiping out numerous other species in the process. When other races reach Andromeda, all they will find is an empty dead galexy.

Several million years ago the Absque arrived in what humans know as the Milky Way Galexy, and what the Absque know as [i]Isghkik shteka,[/i] which roughly translates to "Useless Material," in their language.

However, before they could pillage more than one hundred star systems, the Absque suddenly realized that they could no longer produce offspring. So they began to expand their networks to detect any hope of rejuvenating their race before all of them died out--since they had only achieved pseudo-immortality, rather than quasi-pseudo-true-complete-whole immortality syndrome, which they discovered was impossible for their kind.

After several thousand years of being horrible impotent failures, the Absque Conglomerate had not only established a massive galactic empire, but they had finally discovered a planet with radio signals speaking almost exclusively--once they had translated the race's inane languages--of something referred to as "Getting Kid." It appeared that "kid," was something about offspring and proliferation and "Getting," was the act of receiving, taking, acquiring, or becoming something. They weren't sure, it was all very obscure to their alien brains.

So it was that they set a course for the "Sol System," which they dubbed [i]Ghahtah Maehj,[/i] which translates roughly into the human concept for "Hope," but precisely translates into "Initiative Kidwinking."

Within the last two years the Absque's main mothership has arrived in the Sol system and a smaller Fathership has been sent near Mars, so that it could release a ship hopefully named [i]Bamph[/i], which means "Childship," to the planet Earth in pursuit of the ability to "Get kid".[/center][/hider]

[i][u][b][h1]The Swapees[/h1][/b][/u][/i][hr][hider][center][b]Disclaimer:[/b] Both individuals are looking not only for each other, but for the elusive art of getting kid, as doing so would allow a ritual enabling them to summon one another thus expediting their goals.[hider=Primordial Body Bob][img]http://pre08.deviantart.net/11eb/th/pre/i/2012/201/2/3/undead_construct___inquisitor_by_magicwax-d57ziso.jpg[/img][hr]
[b]Name:[/b] Bob.
[b]Age:[/b] "I mean, if you must know, I'm 32."
[b]Gender:[/b] Isn't it obvious?
[b]Extra Information:[/b] Just an average guy, with not so average powers. Basically an Eldritch Humanoid Abomination unde rthe classification of Primordial Child had its mind displaced and as a result, a guy named Bob--a totally normal human being with an average job and an average life and family--got transplanted into the Primordial Child's body. So now, with all the abilities of the Primordial Child, but without any of the know how or presence, Bob must find his swapee so that perhaps he can regain his real life so that no longer will he have to deal with a Fanta Sea.
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[b]Name:[/b] Ehkseth mae'lrythcar dae
[b]Age:[/b] Age is so beyond my true self that you cannot even begin to fathom it...though this body is 32. Truly, tis not my body.
[b]Gender:[/b] Hahahahahaha, oh you make me laugh, puny lacking mortal entity. Gender means nothing to a Primordial Child...though this body is male. Truly it is not mine!

[b]Extra Information:[/b] The mind of the Primordial Child Ehkseth mae'lrythcar dae, the being which controls all that is within the Place without Edges, but not the Edge without a Place, stuck within the body of an average mortal human. He possesses the consciousness of Ehkseth mae'lrycar dae, a powerful Primordial entity with few equals, but with the abilities of your average mortal man.[/hider][/center][/hider]