Harambe didn't expect anything less from the legendary Thomas Jefferson, and that, coupled with the 3rd president's awe-inspiring battle cry, told Harambe, God of Getting Kid, Prophet of Blue and the way of Harembae, everything he needed to know.

The giant gorilla regretted this course of action, for the sake of all those surrounding him who were not Jefferson, but the has-been president threatened his godly well being. Well...about as much as a measly ant could threaten an elephant, at least.

It was then that the mighty Harambe, Gotten Gorilla God of Getting Kid, Prophet of the Ungotten Go-Getter [color=#F7FF00]B[color=ed1c24][s] [/s][/color]l[color=ed1c24][s] [/s][/color]u[color=ed1c24][s] [/s][/color]e[/color] and the Way of Harembe, turned his back to Jefferson to bring only his mightiest weapon to bear.

[i]His holy ass.[/i]

The skyscraper sized gorilla god indeed did bring his slightly wrinkled and leathery buttocks around to face his opponent, legendary 3rd president Thomas Jefferson. In only a moment, Harambe scrunched his eyes closed and forced out the largest fart that the universe had ever seen. The hospital began to warp as the walls became windows, and the ceiling became the floor. The sheer force of Harambe's glorious, godly wind was enough to shake tears from even the toughest of war veterans. And [i]don't even[/i] get me started on the [i]smell[/i].

Thing was, Harambe - Gotten God of Getting the Gottenmost Gotten Kid, Begotten Prophet of Unbegottening [color=#F7FF00]B[color=ed1c24][s] [/s][/color]l[color=ed1c24][s] [/s][/color]u[color=ed1c24][s] [/s][/color]e[/color] and the Getting Way of Harembae - just really needed to let that one out before he could work on getting kid. Jefferson just so happened to be the perfect reason to let it loose.

	[i]- From Harambe, with love. <3[/i]