Cripple Joe, being rocketed through the high skies of Earth for unknown reasons, even to me, the pseudo-GM of this literal shitfest. Well, due to the story needing it, of course. But cognitive reasoning isn't exactly this roleplay's forte. Crippled Joe's exact speed, 88 kilometers per parsec, would melt any human. But Cripple Joe is no ordinary human. He is the former Absque soldier, serving in 2 wars. That's a shitton of deaths. And being exposed to these deaths made Cripple Joe immune to all known forms of ventriloquism. Back to the present. Cripple Joe was somewhere over the South Pacific but now he's over mainland Americaland because kilometers are different from miles. 

Interesting fact about Cripple Joe: He has no eyes. So he did not see Harambe flying before him. Cripple Joe flew into Harambe with all the might of a crippled old alien hitting a cement wall with his little crippled fists. Unfortunately for Harambe, Crippled Joe had entered the High Skies, which automatically made him a hipbone and appendix of Primordial Matrices. And Crippled Joe was a significant source of fiber. So Harambe was knocked out cold. And Crippled Joe fell to Earth.

Crippled Joe fell on top of Otto.