VOTE FOR TRUMP. HE'LL SET 1000 ORPHANAGES ON FIRE!!! yeah baby!!

Would you rather kill 500 people instantaneously or kill 1 slowly, with passion, and hear every scream, moan (muffled of course, unless you're in the woods) and gasp as you suck the life painfully out of the victim's body and best of all, have it all recorded on digital camera so you can watch it all over again (pause, rewind, slowmo) at your personal leisure?