[@QueenOfTheBee] Only people who have never truly lived! :P

Also, since the accounting situation is a bit sketchy right now, I'll be bumping Kayla up to head of accounting. Since she'll be filling in that role, one of the normal accountant spots will be filled by William, our temp NPC. The other one will be filled by someone else interviewing for the job, another NPC. I was going to let samreaper pick the NPC that gets hired on, so I'll let you have the same honor. :) Here's the brief description of each candidate: 

Jaina Sarbye -- She's a bit of an odd one, think like Creed. Her brother was an experimental psychologist, and often used his twin sister for his experiments. She's now got a screw loose and doesn't understand the concept of mortality. She's super positive and happy, however.

Mara Scelus -- She can be a bit quiet, but when she does talk, she never stops asking questions. Pokémon Go is one of her favorite things, and she has no experience whatsoever with accounting. None of the NPCs do, however.

Ivy Isley -- Ivy has a PhD in Botany, but apparently, that isn't paying the bills enough. She's most likely the one best able to handle numbers and all, but remember, even Kevin could succeed as an accountant. She's got a weird thing with plants. Hurt a plant and she'll probably cut you. 

Édouard Riviere -- He applied for this job because his parents threatened to cut him off if he didn't.