[quote=@Etcetera]
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But a [i]thousand[/i] years! That's like, two forevers!
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Well, almost a thousand. 
More like nine hundred and eighty eight. But by the time I get back it should be about one thousand.
.... 
*she looks down, seeming troubled*
Actually. That's one of the other reasons I came back.