[@Vec] You see, at first I was like that. I was young and naive and didn't know you lot yet. With all the confidence, with thighs spread wide, I straddled the world. But now I'm like:

[centre][img]http://www.largeandlovelyfancydress.co.uk/ekmps/shops/largeand/images/noddy-toytown-costume-293-p.jpg[/img]
Haha. Ha. Oh, them? No, I have nothin' to do with 'em. Vec? Naah, doesn't ring any bells...[/centre]

Edit: Ok, fine, I admit it. The above picture was taken by accident, it was my reaction when they told me to straddle the mushroom. Then I realised they weren't joking :|