Samuel blinked in confusion, still pondering whether or not he'd had a psychotic break. Because what this Gold weirdo was saying was... well, insane. Psychotic. Nonsensical in every possible meaning of the word. It simply could not be.

[color=crimson]"God. You're... you're a god. And... some other god..."[/color] He pondered for a second more. 

[color=crimson]"Hold the phone. If you're a God, and this 'Moonchild,'"[/color] (to Samuel's credit, he managed to keep a straight face while naming said Silver God, if indeed he was) [color=crimson]"is a god, then what the hell did you loan him? Other suckers like us? Favors? It can't be money, but if it is, why worry about it? You are a GOD. You can just... make money out of thin air, can you not? And if that's the case, why are we here, anyway?"[/color] Samuel was looking pretty manic by the end of this, but he kept going, unable to keep the rage and panic from clawing its way out of his throat.

[color=crimson]"Like, really? As appreciative of my new physique that I am, I didn't ask for this. I didn't sign up for anything like this! What I did sign up for was really shitty-looking crossover fic on roleplayerguild.com in a fit of masochistic pique. I didn't think I was actually going to go gallivanting off across the multiverse as a very well-built Knight! I have a life- I have entrance exams for colleges. I'm getting [i]married[/i] in six weeks. Up until this happened, my biggest concern today was what I was making for dinner! This cannot happen- I cannot do this, for the same reason that me and Robot Girl over there cannot be video game characters,"[/color] he said, pointing over to some silver-haired girl from BlazBlue, [color=crimson]"that,"[/color] (pointing at where the velociraptor-humanoid had gone) [color=crimson]"was not a sentient raptor-man, and you cannot possibly be a god.

"This is all pretend. Make-believe. Fantasy. None of it is real,"[/color] he said, glaring. [color=crimson]"Up until today, all of this was some sort of fiction to me. A video game, a TV show, an anime, a manga, or a book, it didn't matter. All of this just didn't happen, because it was the real world. So, please, let me go back to that- you seem to have a lot of people who actually ARE willing to buy into this delusion, good on you, but I have a life to get back to, and that life did not include being shanghaied by some silver hippie just to do your dirty work!!"[/color]

Samuel was slightly out of breath by the time he finished his tirade, and as he calmed down, he started to realize that, if Gold here and the unseen Silver were actually gods, it might not have been the wisest decision to insult the two of them. Still, he couldn't take it back, so he may as well power on through and see where it got him...