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It makes sense because it's Ilunabar. If it were anyone else, say, Teknall, well.

"Hey, Logos, would you mind helping me test my new railgun? Just rest your face right there, in the barrel, that's it."
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"Hey, Logos, would you mind helping me test my new [s]railgun[/s] kaleidoscope? Just rest your face right there, in the barrel, that's it."

Works 100% of the time. You can change it for a telescope for even better chances of a good result.