[@Notadeadguy] *Poke* ... *Sniff* ... *Lick* [i]Hmmm[/i] *Reaches to the walkie-talkie that sits snugly by the chest, gripping to the slightly ripped top pocket and pressing the on button with a calloused thumb* "I can confirm, he is [b]not[/b] dead." *Slowly reaches back up to the saliva covered cheek, wiping away what he can with a sleeve* [i]Mumbled comms voice[/i] *frowning as eyes glance embarrassingly to the groin region* "No Debra, I'm not checking that..."