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Android doesn't have that problem. :/

Literally chlorine and ammonia mixed with stomach acid would do it. Mythbusters had a mixture that liquidizes organic material. If we had that in our stomachs we'd be fine. There is no acceptable reason for us to need a large intestine. It's garbage. 
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It doesn't change it. Apple is capable of doing so, but Android happens to play nicer with that particular line of code. One more could fix it for iPhones.

It would use it up far faster than we could generate it if we could at all. It also wouldn't break anything into atoms.