Was talking to [@SepticGentleman].

Figured out a great way for my god to have chosen his champion.

Basically Iuppiter is a cloud. On a bad day a cloud can be like, 30 miles tall. With his powers and abilities, he flies around the planet in the shape of a giant head shouting [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzQbJAKVmt0]"SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT."[/url] and causing cataclysmic events until someone sings and dances for him. Whoever he likes the most becomes his new champion.

I just Rick and Morty'd this shiznit.