I'm still finding it utterly impossible to find any way of getting Greg inside the car without it being one sentence or just a repetition of 'all text and no content makes Jig a bad writer'.

And you wouldn't want to make me a bad writer.
You wouldn't [color=39b54a][b]like me when[/b][/color][color=007236][b] I'M A BAD WRITER[/b][/color]

You want the bad writing? You can't handle the bad writing.

Or at least I can't, because, frankly, my dear, I [i]do[/i] give a damn.

So, you had me at 'pretend they are'.

tl;dr: Kirah, I've got a feeling Greg isn't in London anymore.

[right][sub]I literally haven't seen any of those movies.[/sub][/right]