After brushing up a bit on my Egyptian mythology, I'm pretty much positive that the "Ankh" in this case is a euphemism. This, ahem, [i]item[/i], not only resurrected Osiris, but also impregnated Isis with Horus. And now, in-thread, this marks the second time that Osiris has been robbed by Set of this invaluable treasure. 

Proposing a vote to re-name the thread, "PIECES OF 8: QUEST FOR THE GOLDEN DONG"