Mortainius 

Mortainius could only stand behind Cyano, jaw openly agape, looking upon the horror of Enki's destructive laser. What was Mortainius thinking, posing such brazen challenges to individuals that can decimate the battlefield with such horrific ease? Mortainius was buckling in the knees, pretty sure he just signed his own death warrant. The only good news is that if he was going down, at least he would be going down with his wonderful leader and role model, Cyano. "Lady Cyano." He said aloud. "I don't know if you have ever known this, but, I've always thought you were awesome, and there is nobody I would rather travel to the cold, uncaring void than with-" It was then that Mortainius noticed something in the shape of his mistress missing from view. "-you?" Mortainius was scrambling to find his great overlord, who had just vanished like a magician from his sight.

After a second or two of cursory glances, he noticed something climbing up the mech's leg. "There is no way..." But sure as day, there was the great Cyano, climbing up the mech like a boss. Mortainius immediately went into full panic mode. "M-m-mistress Cyano! W-What are you doing up there!? What you are doing is admittedly pretty cool, but also really, really dangerous!" He was sprinting at speeds that others would be pretty sure would break several world records, just trying to keep up to the mech. Oh no! He thought to himself. If the mech driver notices her, he would crush her like a grape, like the inconsiderate douche that he is. "Don't worry Mistress Cyano! I! The Magnificent Major Mortanius, shall save you!" Mortainius then pointed the rainbow rod at himself, attempting to manifest the Orange ray to increase physical stamina, speed, endurance, and strength to keep up with the mech. And it worked! Mortainius would now find himself running faster than a cheetah on a combination of steroids and crack-cocaine. Racing at breakneck speeds, he would be just to the mech's right. He pointed his rod at the mech, taking great pains as to not shoot Cyano by mistake, and attempted to fire an armor-melting red ray. And it succeeded! 

Mortainius was beyond pissed at this moment. Countless of his loyal minions had fallen to this monster, and he wasn't about to let him take anything more away form him. With focus and precision, he fired at the mech's right hip. "Get away from her you bitch!"     

Edit: Corrected some spelling errors 

Edit #2: Mentioning [@thewizardguy] [@Absolis] [@supertinyking] [@gentlemanvaultboy] [@Wraithblade6]