[i](Piano riff)[/i]

[i](Slow:)[/i]
I fear the thread is slowly becoming an inside joke
We've been making all those mock songs from the minute we first spoke

[i](Pause.)[/i]

[i](Fast:)[/i]
But let us conserve our energy
There are many places where we'll be
Singing songs hysterically
So let us calm down, maybe?

I fear we may be freighting
Other folks here may be hiding
So let's give them some breathing room
Before I send characters to their [b]DOOM![/b]

...Ahem.