[quote=@SepticGentleman]
I know what I have to do. I must create a God of...

[h1][color=red]BOATS.[/color][/h1]
[/quote]

But then the sailors would stop worshiping your God altogether: they'll have someone else to protect them when they're sailing.

[quote=@SepticGentleman]
[@dragonmancer] How cool are you with the existence of merfolk?
[/quote]

I like it. Without Merfolk, if you don't mind my saying, you're going to get REALLY bored down in the waters.