[@Ellion] slight geography issue in the first post. The entire town is elevated, the cafe and all of Beach Street aren't on the beach at all, but rather on a cliff overlooking it. 

[@Eyeris] You can't vote twice you cheater :P 

Anyway, I'm gonna post soon(as long as no customers come in), so if those of you at the cafe could hold off for just a sec-aroo.