[quote=@Volenvradica]
Oh fuck.  If there's anything I haven't learned, action type roleplays tend to produce explosive posting activity.  If you have already posted, please wait while I decide on that.  I won't take long, I just need to give it more thought.  
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I was only able to post quickly because I'm on annual leave from work at moment.  I actually spent a few hours typing it all out on notepad first. I feel like I probably deleted as much text as I wrote. ;_;