[@justagirl]

Welcome to RPG! Straitjackets tobthe left, the kitchen is to the right, knives are down the corridor and that tiny door you came through that we do not talk about is our remaining sanity! 
(Seriously, RES is like a business meeting compared to this place)

Seriously though, welcome! I hope you find some great RPs and enjoy yourself :P. Feel free to PM or message me if you need help with anything from navigating the site to finding a faceclaim :)