(Figured I should post first.)
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JZmv7y_goLk] Theme Music![/url]

With the sound of saliva squelching backwards against his cheeks, the Grey Nasty speaks. [b]"So, now I'm here. Now where's the people that I can kill for pleasure and to occupy my time. Anybody here!? He-llooooo!!"[/b]

Echoing from within a metal dome comes the voice of what seems to be a cranky old man with no lips, while not dissimilar, it's very far off from the truth. There stands a man clad in iron garb with a gait like that of a giant, he overlooks the walled domain with a deadpan appearance to his eyes. For some-odd reason he divined that he should stand atop a building and try to find opponents, perhaps forgetting that he is primarily a close range fighter he thought he could get a birds eye view of the battlefield. This, however, is totally useless to him. The concentration of buildings and people makes him spotting anybody who could be viewed as a combatant nigh-impossible. 

[b]"Well isn't this bloody useless? I'm standing up here lookin' at who knows what people, and I realize that I don't know what anybody would look like if they wanted to fight me. I guess strong? That'd make a lick of sense, but come on! These are people from different worlds here, how am I supposed to know what's strong and what's not?"[/b] Oh the ranting, yes, this armor clad individual rants on the rooftops. I don't know whether to say that it's cliche that he shouts his complaints to the heavens from the tile roofing, or that it's unique that one so rotten has complaints about slight inconveniences.

Though, he must admit, the concentration of people has been getting lower recently. Perhaps there have been a few incidents lately, with the stronger individuals who have no class and reasoning behind their killing. 'Come on you edgy idiots!' he thinks to himself, 'You only kill those who stand against you, those who don't get subjugated!' That notion had driven him to conquer his homeworld, though heavy resistance met him in the beginning, he had total control by the end. 

[b]"Oh for Pete's sake! Where are you people!?"[/b]