[quote=@HereComesTheSnow]
I gotta say the mental decompression after I finished that entry was REAL

I'm surprised I didn't incorporate more martial arts technique wankery though

Everybody knows that I love showing off after all
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If you had, my brain probably would have exploded as I tried to understand all this fighting lingo that I had either never heard of or haven't heard of since elementary school when I took karate.