[quote=thewizardguy]
Suddenly, a man in a pirate costume appears"A wild Scurvy Pirate appears! What do you do?"The strange man laughs, before collapsing onto the floor with laughter. Somehow, there's a healthbar projected above his head.
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A wild mercenary appears. "I'll make this quick.." Wild Mercenary uses Zantetsuken. Critical hit!