[h2]RANT TIME[/h2]

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Real Lunches 
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Nachos AND fries with two peach slices
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Chicken nuggets (not always chicken mind you) AND tatter tots (which are usually moist to the point of falling apart or incredibly hard)
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 Warning: Square cheese pizza actually has squared chunks of pepperoni in it's sauce, and for some reason it's ridiculously spicy. Also the corn is bland and sometimes hard and for the most part you wont digest it.
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Careful around corndogs. Some contain odd white "meat".
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That's a beef potpie. Is it really beef and not just unknown meat gravy? Who knows. That white scoop of something is actually thick instant mash potatoes. You may have to use salt to cover up the dry flaky spud taste and texture.
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I always hated salsbury steaks because they tasted like bland-gravy covered mush and have the texture of wet cardboard. Served with peach cobbler (if you can call tht lumpy syrup that) caramelized onions, and a very dry sofa-stuffing roll.

Welcome to the american cafeteria kiddies.[/hider]