[quote=ShadowVentus]
I'm glad I could make someone happy. ^^ Oh, let me ring up HQ to tell them how awesome of a job I've done! *I call HQ only to be directed to their voicemail. My smiles slowly fades as I hear a female voice tell me 10 different options for voicemail, then an eleventh option begins to play. "" Finally, I snap. "There is no eleven you FUCKING WHORE!"
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Allow me.
*I add an 11 button to your phone*