I made a fanfic-ish thing. BASL phone calls :D [hider=BASL Phone Calls]BASL Phone Calls [hr] [i]Crackle… crackle... [color=bc8dbf]”Oi, Ben!”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“…Lauren?”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Ye! Hey, do you still have the cutting board Amy used the other day? I can’t find it.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“…Lauren.”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Also, I can’t find my axe. I think I left it at your home-“[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Lauren.”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“’Sup?”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“It’s 3 AM in the morning.”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Ha ha! The hype never dies. Well, usually, that is. Call me when you find the cutting board and my hatchet!”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Eh? Wait, Lau-“[/color] -End of Call 1-[/i] [hr] [i]BASL Phone Call 2 [color=f7941d]“You usually don’t call at this time, Sangue.”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Is something the matter? Hey, why are you breathing so heavily?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…”[/color] [color=f7941d]“…”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…”[/color] [color=f7941d]“…Are you sick?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…N…o…”[/color] [color=f7941d]“That’s not convincing at all.”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…”[/color] [color=f7941d]“…”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…Hi… Amy.”[/color] [color=f7941d]“…Oh.”[/color] … … … [color=f7941d]“Hi, I guess.”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…Bye…”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Yeah. See ya. And take care of yourself well, it's cold these days.”[/color] -End of Call 2-[/i] [hr] BASL Phone Call 3 [i][color=bc8dbf]”Alright, listen up, I’m sick and tired of the bullshit you’re spreading about my team. Y’know what I mean, right? Ben’s not a kid, Amy’s NOT doing jackshit behind the alleys, and Sangue is not a moron. Okay, maybe you see her as a moron, but come on, don’t call her a skank, you piece of sh-“[/color] [color=f7976a]“What’s a… skank…?”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Huh? Wait, why is Sangue- OH F-“[/color] -End of Call 3-[/i] [hr] BASL Phone Call 4 [i][color=bc8dbf]”Hey, Ben!”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“…Lauren, it’s 4 AM in the-“[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Ah ha ha, shaddap for a second, bud! Hey, I have a question.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“What?”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Imagine if you’re alone in your room, waking up because a [b]fantastic[/b] friend of yours called you. Then you cut the phone off, but right at that moment, a curvaceous woman opens your door without any clothes to cover her body. She walks up to you… leaning over as she whispers in your ear…”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“…”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“…[b]ABAUGAFAHWAGABALADA!!![/b]”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“[b]OW, GODDAMMIT, LAUREN, WHY?![/b]”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Ah ha ha ha ha! Ha h-“[/color] -End of Call 4-[/i] [hr] BASL Phone Call 5 [i][color=f7976a]”H…ello?”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Sangue? What’s up?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“Hi, Ben.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Ey.”[/color] [color=f7976a]“Do… you believe in ghosts?”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Uh… Dunno much about that. Why?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“I had… a… nightmare.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“A nightmare?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“Yes.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Is that why you called me so early in the morning?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…Yes…”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“…Eh, it’s about time I got up anyway. I’ll go to your place, then. How’s that?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…That sounds nice.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Alright then, I’ll see you soon!”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…Bye… Ben.”[/color] -End of Call 5-[/i] [hr] BASl Phone Call 6 [i][color=bc8dbf]”Amy, Ben wants to go swimming.”[/color] [color=f7941d]“…So? I know that we’re all going, if that’s what you’re talking about.”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“I was just wondering about… y’know.”[/color] [color=f7941d]“What?”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“If you decided what to wear yet.”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Eh, not really.”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Really? Wow, that’s some awesome timing right there, because I have this super small and thin string bikini that’ll look freakin’ sweeeeeeeeeet on y-“[/color] -End of Call 6-[/i] [hr] BASL Phone Call 7 [i]”[color=7bcdc8]Hello?”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Hey, Ben.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Amy? Thanks for calling me a bit after 8 AM, by the way. Lauren’s been destroying my sleeping pattern for a while now.”[/color] [color=f7941d]“It’s all good. I was just wondering if you know where my box went.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“…What box?”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Y-You know. The one that I kept under my bunk in the dorm. I think I accidentally left it in your house while I was moving things around.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“You had a box?”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Yep.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Uhhhh, hold on a second. Let me just… Where’d I… What does it look l- Oh, I found it.”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Thanks. Can you give it to me around this afternoon if you’re not doing?”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Yeah, sure. Quick question, though.”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Hm? What is it?”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“What’s in the box? I think it just vibrated for a second.”[/color] [color=f7941d]“You don’t want to know.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“…What’s that supposed to mean?”[/color] [color=f7941d]“I, uh… L-Look, just give me the box this afternoon, it just has some stuff I own.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Yeah, but what’s in the b-“[/color] [color=f7941d]“[b]JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKIN’ BOX, JESUS, BEN![/b]”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“O-Okay, alright! I’ll get it to you ASAP! Sorry.”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Yeah. …S… See you later. It’s cold outside, so be careful.”[/color] [color=7bcdc8]“Gotcha.”[/color] -End of Call 7-[/i] [hr] BASL Phone Call 8 [i][color=7bcdc8]”What is it this time, Lauren…? It’s freakin’ 2 AM in the morning, you broke your record, and I get it…”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“…”[/color] … … … … … … … [color=7bcdc8]“…Laur-“[/color] [h1][b][color=c4df9b]”HEY NOW, YOU’RE AN ALL-STAR! GET YOUR GAME ON! YO, HEEEEEY! HEY NOW, YOU’RE A ROCK STAR-“[/color][/b][/h1] [h3][b][color=7bcdc8]”LAUREN, I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU ONE DAY AND YOU’LL REGRET EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF-“[/color][/b][/h3] -End of Call 7-[/i] [hr] BASL Phone Call 8 [i][color=bc8dbf]”Hey, Sangue! Waddap! I just blew up a car on accident.”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…Oh…”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Hm? Hey, you don’t sound well.”[/color] [color=f7976a]“I’m... f- ah…”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Sangue? Wait, are you… sniffing…?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…I just…”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“If someone hurt you, I’m going to tear them a new one and stuff a box of Snickers into it! What happened?!”[/color] [color=f7976a]“I… watched a movie.”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“…?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“The dog, it… I wanted it to live, but… the doggie…”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“…Ohhhh. Um.”[/color] [color=f7976a]“I don’t… feel well…”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Uh. Yeah, heh heh. Ahem! How about you watch some random junk with me? Lighten the mood up a little; whatcha say about that?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…Okay. I’ll… go there…”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Really? Alright then, just knock thrice and I’ll get you in a heartbeat. See ya!”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…Bye…”[/color] … … … [color=f7976a]“…Poor Alph…”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“This is gonna go on for a bit, huh?”[/color] -End of Call 8-[/i] [hr] BASL Phone Call 9 [i][color=bc8dbf]”Ayyyy lmao, waddap!”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Lauren, I thought I sent you off for a date with Ben.”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“…Don’t word it like that. It makes my situation awkward.”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Why’d you call me, anyway?”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Dunno. Just thought you’d be lonely doing nothing at your home, that’s all. You should… jog or something. Get some sweat out!”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Heh~? Well, that’s easy for you to say. You’re with Ben, so that’ll let you sweat alllllll you want by tonight.”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“…What’re you talkin’ about, Miss Insensitively Vague Shoes?”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Lauren, do you honestly think I don’t know how much you’re enjoying your situation?”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Bwa-“[/color] [color=f7941d]“Hah… Maybe I’ll see a different reaction from you when you’re done hanging out with him. Maybe you’ll get flustered and go ‘N-No, it’s not like that!’ when I ask about what you did with Big Ben.”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Wha- N-No, it’s not like tha- Wait a second…”[/color] [color=f7941d]“Whoosh.”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Sh-Shuddup.”[/color] [color=f7941d]“I’ll hang up for now! Maybe I’ll casually tell our dear leader about what could make you sensitive. Later!”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Don’t you dare do that!”[/color] -End of Call 9-[/i] [hr] BASL Phone Call 10 [i][color=bc8dbf]”Hyyyyyyyello?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“P-Pew.”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“…”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…”[/color] … … … … … [color=f7976a]“…I’m sorry… Lauren. I thought it’d… be funny…”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“H-Hm? Oh, uh… HA HA HA HA, OH YOU’RE SUCH A COMEDIAN!”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“Ha ha, um… Sangue?”[/color] [color=f7976a]“Yes?”[/color] [color=bc8dbf]“I’ll teach you a few jokes later.”[/color] [color=f7976a]“…Okay.”[/color] -End of Call 10-[/i][/hider]