[quote=@Lexicon]
I have a theory. Maybe because it's late at night. Maybe because I'm crazy. Whatever. I think dragonmancer is secretly not posting the IC because he's going to take all our characters and create...now bear with me here...an award-winning, teen romance fantasy series starring our characters. Nahargu'ul will be the edgy, brooding main character and he'll have a happy-go-lucky best friend named Iuppiter. They'll live. They'll laugh. They'll love. They'll sic zizes and krakens on people they don't like. Oh, and the other gods will show up, too. Maybe Nahash will be the quirky love interest?
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This sounds like a John Green book.

[quote=@dragonmancer]
I have included Kalla as the fourth primal god, gave a summary of the god realm, and provided a backstory for the Gods. Now lets see what I can get done tomorrow.

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[@JunkMail]

I had an idea for the origin of the cockatrice. 

"aye brother, this mortal elixar is -hic- rather splendid I have to admit.
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Say I was thinking, -hic-, your Ziz things, y'know, the birds that can freeze a man with a stare with the eyes....
yeah yeah, all fine and dandy, but, -hic- what if...what if we took a Ziz, and a Dragon, maybe a basilisk, and we made them..-hic-...made them get freaky..
and then we throw the eggs we make at that bug guy's giant bugs for good ol' laughs huh?"
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"Nah nah nah man what we have to do is we gotta make a bird and a [i]SNAKE[/i] get freaky, then we gotta roid it out to hell and back man. -hic- T-totally a good plan I promise. You got snakes handy right?"