It appeared that Hoshu Hoshi's novelty bingo card had chosen to take him on a wild ride for an important reason. There was a swarm of paper creatures near him and others who were not currently decked out in spandex. Besides those similar designed fairly featureless creatures designed exactly alike there were two uniquely designed rubber monsters, one a snakeman and the other was the lampman who was eagerly ready to face the spandexed hero Drift who decided to engage him straight away, instead of going after some of the papermen.
 
He'd seen enough television programming, movie releases, stage productions and even a handful of ice capades to know where this was heading. Hoshi was jittering as a wide toothy grin extended on his face. The light shined in such a fashion that his teeth sparkled as he dramatically pointed down in the quarry.
 
[color=f7976a]"FOUL VILLAINS!"[/color] Hoshu Hoshi declared as wind blew back his hair. [color=f7976a]"I always wanted to do, well something like, that..."[/color] Hoshi muttered under his breath. Quickly Hoshu swung his backpack off his moped and opened it up, while making sure to see the mooks wouldn't break tradition.  
 
So far so good.
 
First he drew out the bulky plastic belt, and snapped it around his waist. The bulkiest features were a  card slot and a translucent circular centerpiece that had assorted balls. Second he drew his oversized novelty bingo card. Of course this dramatic pause could only go on for so long.
 
[color=f7976a]"YOUR EVIL PLOT..."[/color] Hoshu Hoshi paused with a blink or two, trying to figure out what evil plan would go on in a rock quarry. [color=f7976a]"Uh which is most certainly something... OH er, need to do my catch phrase!"[/color] He shook his head as he swung his right arm with his bingo card to the side. [color=f7976a]"It's time to buy into a better tomorrow! [b]TRANSFORM![/b]"[/color] Hoshu Hoshi swung his bingo-card and slammed it into the slot. The balls in the center began shaking as Hoshu Hoshi was being consumed in the light of a heroic transformation.
 
[u][i][b]"LICENSING FEES FOR HEROIC DEEDS! BINGO FIGHTAH M-M-M-MERCH!"[/b][/i][/u] Declared a somewhat robotic voice from nowhere in particular.
 
Merch emerged in his own rubber/spandex armor and plastic helmet. The suit was primarily red, but the hands and boots of it were in white. There were notable small black nodules with that were located on the backsides of hands, his forearms, his shoulders, and thighs. His suit had small silver circles with a small cross on the back of the knees, elbows and one on the middle of his back. The plastic helmet, which was also primarily red, had two large white compound-esque eyes, and a lower silver faceplate.
 
[color=f7976a]"Woo!"[/color] Merch threw both of his arms up before swiveling his head to look at the more uniquely designed monsters. [color=f7976a]"I'll get you two after the camera crew arrives! Until then!"[/color] Merch waved at them before setting about with his true task.
 
With an eager stride, he ran towards the paper monsters and began swinging over emphasized hooks, jabs and clotheslines against the rank and file creatures.