Any short jokes shall be met with force from a sudden punch that may have a fireball, an ice bolt, or a sentient conjured earth being.

By the way, I'll link where I draw the spells from.
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http://wiki.urealms.com/wiki/Cards#Class_Ability_Cards
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It's a wide variety and some aren't actually spells, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it during combat.