[quote=Queen Raidne]
1. There's nothing to do.2. ANY store is at least a 30 minute drive.3. You can't look out your window and be reassured that civilization exists beyond your own pathetic life by all the glorious skyscrapers.4. It smells like farm. Woods=good! Farm=sh*tty.5. Super slow internet speeds.6. ???
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You forgot 6: serial killer can break in kill you, and no one might find bodys for months, or years.