[quote=@SepticGentleman]
[sub]What is it with these gods having a bunch of their ideas specifically when they're drunk.[/sub]

EDIT: Wait, [i]can[/i] gods get drunk? Wouldn't they have like, fucking extremely alcohol-resistant livers by default alongside their other physical defenses and immunities?
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Denoted by Greek Mythology... yes... yes they can.

They were horny, alcohol loving, and rediculously absurd dieties.