"hey, it's your job to go collect souls for hell. This is an out so that you don't have to go to hell yourself. You can get a new body with any three special traits you want, you get a one-year grace period, the powers you chose earlier, and $1000 bucks. I'll even start you off in any city on earth you want."
-FUCK the powers I chose, you want souls? I'll get you fucking souls. Make me a 15 year old girl, with the traits feminine looking, innocent looking, and hypnotically inciting eyes and drop me in Las Vegas and I'll get you every soul in america.-