[img]http://i.imgur.com/wzQdC4l.jpg[/img] WISEAU THE WISE PLATONICALLY SNUGGLES with UG, but he is JUST TOO FABULOUS. OOPS. [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/RM35CHQ.png[/img] The MAJESTIC PELIRAFFE visits the camp, bringing with it a [s]beautiful[/s] baby boy. UG names it GOKU. GOKU can FLY and he DISLIKES the RAIN. [@RedDusk] please pick one like for GOKU. UG THE FABULOUS is looking PRETTY PLEASED WITH HIMSELF. He DIGS a HOLE to CELEBRATE. A TOOL would make this EASIER. WISEAU THE WISE SEEMS CONFUSED. [img]http://i.imgur.com/LGc6Sbb.jpg[/img] WOMAN SERENADES the WOLVES. She has NEVER SUNG BEFORE in her LIFE. She is TERRIBLE. The WOLVES are ANGERED by this. LUCKILY, a MYSTERIOUS METEOR FALLS out the SKY, SUDDENLY AND VIOLENTLY KILLING THE PACK and BLOCKING THEIR DEN. WOMAN is FEELING A LITTLE SINGED, but MIRACULOUSLY UNHARMED. She is very DIRTY. The METEOR creates a CRATOR that POOLS all the WATER from the RIVER BLOCKING it UP. Several FISH DIE. The METEOR is RED HOT but the WATER and STEAM start to cool it down. WOMAN is feeling CRANKY and HUNGRY. UG is feeling ENERGISED and gets 2 ACTIONS per TURN until EVENING. WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP towards Breeding. UG THE FABULOUS gains +2 XP towards Breeding. UG THE FABULOUS gains +1XP towards being Fabulous. UG THE FABULOUS gains +1 XP towards Mining . WOMAN gains +1 XP towards Singing. Woman gains 2 XP towards ???? (Something to do with METEORS MEETING WATER.) Woman gains 1 XP towards ???? (Something to do with METEORS MEETING WATER.) RedDusk spends 5 Points. DeadBeatWalking spends 1 Point. [/center] [b]Camp Information[/b] [hider=Camp Information] It is MORNING. The temperature is COOL. have set up their home in a NICE CLEARING. SOME CROPS need TENDING. PORKCHOP is MISSING. BABY GOKU has just arrived. YAY! A RUMBLING sweeps through the land, followed by an EXPLOSION. [b]Inventory:[/b] 1 Angry Spear Thing (in the PLAINS) WOMAN: 1 Torch UG the FABULOUS: 1 Torch WISEAU THE WISE, PRIESTESS of the LORD of FLIES: 1 Knife 1 Set of Clothes: Crudely made fur coat & top (previous owner: Wiseau) 2 Vines 1 Stringy Root 1 Mysterious Glowing Bean 1 Edible Root 2 Giant Oranges (4 Potions) 4 Giant Orange Peel & Rind 2 Pips 2 1/2 Sticks 2 Firewood 3 Flint 1 Pebble with a hole in 1 Small Holl 1 Orange Tree (Growing) 1 Unknown Fruit Tree (Growing) 2 Potato Seeds (Growing) 2 Shacks [4/4 Population] Unlit Camp Fire[/hider][hider=Player Points] KnightShade: 15 Dinh AaronMk: 3 DeadBeatWalking: 9 Eklispe: 6 RedDusk: 6 Brasslazer: 6 Ashevelendar: 2 Vesuvius00: 2 Framing A Moose: 3 Rain: 1 Chapatrap: 1[/hider]