[quote=@Mr Allen J]Anyways, it's my fucking birthday.

Shower me with your love.

Well, more love.[/quote]

Go drown yourself in booze and get back to bed, you retard.

Or you can go hang yourself... [i]literally[/i]. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[s]Happy Boozeday, yes.[/s]