Anyway, I think we're overdue something amusing; in lieu of Fighting Game Quotes or an omake, enjoy these: 

[quote][url=http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IlBhcmFzaW1vbiBUYW5rcyBhIFdhdmUgTW90aW9uIEd1bi4i]"Here we go!" The black beast grinned, brandishing his blade and charging forward at immense speeds. He may not have caught up to UlforceVeedramon Future Mode's agility, but his speed was certainly enough to take advantage of the brief window he had, charging forth and bringing the sword down on Parasimon Mordred. The black blade began to glow with an unholy light, and as it fell downwards towards Parasimon, BanchoLeomon Ruin Mode willed it to shatter, unleashing every last bit of stored energy inside at once against his opponent. "Apocalypse!" He screamed as a black blaze descended on Parasimon Mordred, which would incinerate the bastard to ashes completely.[/url][/quote]

[quote][url=http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IkdyYW5EcmFjbW9uIGFuZCBEYWVtb24gZG8gYSBNdXJkZXItU3VpY2lkZS4i]The swordsman’s body was burning up from the inside. 
His skin withered and cracked, the squirming, crawling darkness beneath it hissing away angrily. The flaming blade that had been stabbed into his body jutted out awkwardly, causing him to drop into a crouch as his weakened body found it too heavy to keep up. 

A sudden flash of black energy before the other swordsman sent him flying across the room, smashing him into the unbreakable black walls surrounding them. His body let out a crunch as it hit the floor, both his armor and the kilij buried into his form letting out clattering sounds to accompany it. 

To most any other of their kind, these wounds would have been fatal. To even more of their kind, the effects that their swords would have on the other’s body whilst stuck into them would only speed up their deaths. 
But neither of them was dying.[/url][/quote]

[quote][url=http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IkJsYWRyYW1vbiBKb2JzIHRvIEthcHBhLiI=]back in reality the light between the two began forming into a large body. the light exploded, revealing the large body. "The gods have spoken." rumbled a deep voice. "and they have judged ye... guilty. NOW FACE THEY PUNISHMENT FROM THE GREAT EXECUTIONER, BLADRAMON!!!" he roared. he extended the arm with the BlackWarGreymon head and a large sword shot from its the mouth. with lightning fast speed, he appeared in front of the Parasite with the sword pointed to its throat. "Any last words, Abomination?"[/url][/quote]

[quote][url=http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IlJhbmFtb24gU3VtbW9ucyBhIEZ1Y2tpbmcgU292ZXJlaWduLiI=]A closer look on the book revealed something else. Twelve pearls were embedded into the front cover of the book in a circular formation and a picture of a white tiger's head rested in the middle of the pearl formation. Ranamon became more curious and opened the book, scanning through the pages of unreadable letters. "What language is this written in? I can't understand anything!" She groaned in frustration, but kept on reading until she came across two blank pages. The page was void save for a string of letters Ranamon could barely recognize. "What does it says here...?"

"Bai..."

".. hu..."

"... mon?"[/url][/quote]

[quote][url=http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IkRpcmsgR2V0cyBIaXMgR29kZGFtbiBIZWFkIEN1dCBPZmYuIg==]“Impmon, if something goes wrong with Lucas, it’s gonna be bad.” Impmon paused at the oddly serious tone Dirk had taken. He looked back up at his partner, whose gaze was aimed at the ceiling. “Siggy and Zei and Leon and Elle have Knight shit to deal with, and they’ll probably want Lucas to help. He’s the smart one. Jordan’s gonna probably go off to do his own crap. We don’t really have any plans of our own. If this goes well, it’ll give us a direction to go in.

“And if not, I don’t think any of them will give a fuck if it’s just me.”

Impmon flinched at the cold words.

“Dirk-”

“You know I’m right. If Lucas hadn’t said he’d do it, would you still be saying no anyways?”

“...probably not.” Impmon sat down on the pillow. “They’d probably be upset if things did go bad for us, though. You know that, Dirk.”

“So are you with me?”

“Yeah, we’ll do it.”[/url][/quote]

[quote][url=http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IkRpZ2ltb246IFRoZSBDb252ZXJnZW5jZSBvZiB0aGUgSHVtYW4gYW5kIERpZ2l0YWwgV29ybGRzLiI=]"Okay, what the hell?" Lucas asked as he set the blob back down on his kitchen table.

"My name is Punimon. I'm the Baby level of that Leomon from earlier. So anyway, you got anything to eat? I'm starving." Lucas obliged Punimon, heating up a cup of instant ramen for him to eat. As soon as he finished eating, Punimon began to glow white, before morphing into a round, orange, furry creature with a horn. "Ah, thank you for the meal. It seems it was enough to cause me to evolve into Tsunomon, my In-Training form. I suppose you'll be wanting an explanation of what's going on?"[/url][/quote]