[quote=CreedTheChimera]
*all weapons (and items used as weapons) turn into Italian foods* Can't we all live in peace and delicious food? *I return, chibi, waving my arms in that weird way chibi people will*
[/quote]

I crack my knuckles.
"No." I say bluntly, before my inner Italian breaks free and I turn back to normal.
"Pasta!" I say.