[quote=@ADamnFiddle] [hider=Memes] Witch loves Subaru and Subaru alone. [u]Petelgeuse isn't a car brand so the witch didn't like him[/u] and just sorta said "gtfo my bf's hot body rawr Xd" and gave him a little slap. Beeatlegoose proceeds to believe that Based Carman is a slut and that the witch he saw was fake, because once he found the book and went into insanity his entire life was believed to have been possible through the love of the witch, and without that love he is nothing more than a hollow man clinging to some sentience of his self. [/hider] [/quote] pfffffff thank for that.