As the bottle suddenly appeared in the roof, and the dark ceiling suddenly started moving, Chester's face went blank. [i]A million super strong spiders[/i] He thought, as he fell to the floor, for the first time in recent memory, the captain seemed [i]scared[/i]. "S-spider!" Chester shouted.

"With hands! And only two arms and legs!" He shouted, pointing up into the roof. 


"Wait a fucking minute" He said, as he crawled back up from the floor, color returning to his face. "That's not what spiders look like! Hey, Preteniders! Give me back my drink, and get off my boat!" Chester shouted as he reached for the bottle, he grasped the bottom of the bottle, a group of the small beings held onto the bottle, keeping the pirate from moving it. "What the?!" Chester exclaimed

"Lina, can you believe this shit?!" He said, wiggling the bottle as hard as he could. "LINA WHAT IS THIS?!" He shouted, clearly flustered.

"Ittttthuuuurrrttsss" They moaned

"THEN STOP FIGHTING ME!"

"HUUUURRRTTTSSS"

"DAMMIT GUYS."