OH GOD

I CAN'T

"'I be bout ta head over now; shouldn't be much longer than half minute from here.' Aside from tha odd squeal from Chiharu, tha voice chat went silent fo' some time until Erebus disconnected. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Well shiiiit, it didn't particularly bother Ragnar but dat schmoooove muthafucka had cut Chiharu off mid sentence, if unintentionally. For tha moment da ruffneck decided ta keep his thugged-out lil' peace, stiflin a cold-ass lil chuckle as tha hoe yelled at one of mah thugs; "

It's the "cold-ass lil chuckle" that gets me EVERY TIME

I'm going to try and post, with what little air I have left in my lungs, oh god...that was brilliant.