[quote=@Meta]
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Can I help you?
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I believe I cannot be helped. 
[quote=@Stabby]
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And neither do I, so how about I introduce myself.
My name is Alan, I'm not really part of this group, just looking out for a friend that recently joined. 

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*My expression doesn't change.*
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I see.