<.< I have a story! *waves hand* I was teaching... 5th? grade science, and there was a black child there who had stolen these bright pink headphones from the girl in his group. So I told him to hand them back or I'd have to write him up. [logical sub threat] He pulled the race card on me and said I was punishing him because I was racist. I wrote that adolescent prick up and smiled cockily when I saw him in the principle's office later that day.