"I think this is bugged."
"Make a GM ticket."
"Which GM ? The OOC GM that created this game or the IC GM  ?"
"Isn't the latter one played by the first one ?"
"I'm confused."
"I'm rubberbanded!"
"I'M STUCK BETWEEN THESE TO F****** ROCKS!"
"BECAUSE YOU NEVER WALK, YOU ALWAYS JUMP LIKE COMMANDER KEEN WITH HIS POGO STICK IN THE WEIRD BELIEF THAT THIS MAKES YOU FASTER!"
"IT DOES!!!"