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....but it was imploding
I got all sucked in then exploded out 

Much more cool

Edit:

Also my struggles with this speech consist of not laughing hard. My peer review partner did not understand I was listing names of prion dieases and said "My non biology major brain cannot digest these large science words."....literally just names of diseases
Which I taught myself how to say

Edit 2: 
I feel like I should get extra credit for being able to say this:
Gerstmann-Straussler-Scheinker Syndrome