[quote=@Dervish]
You're a man. 

You should know how much it hurts to have your balls kicked around.
[/quote]

Being a man doesn't mean having balls. In fact, I got sick and tired of people kicking mine around so I got rid of 'em with the good ol' xacto knife. 

[@Graviloquence], Dervs and Schaft got to everything I wanted to say. But just in case you'd like to ask the #1 authority, this balless dude is where you'll want to go.